Beat Your Meat, Not Your Family! - Big & Tall Funny T-Shirt
Beat Your Meat, Not Your Family! - Big & Tall Funny T-Shirt
A roomy, long-body tee made for grillers and backyard jokesters who like their humor blunt and their comfort uncompromised. The bold, white slogan sits centered on a soft black canvas, delivering a laugh that lands across cookouts, tailgates, and casual hangouts. The thicker medium-weight fabric and reinforced stitching mean this shirt holds its shape through summer barbecues and weekend wear. It slips on easily after a long day, keeps you comfortable while you tend the coals, and announces your personality without saying a word.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (blend varies by color) — medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Long body (+3") and longer sleeves (+1") for a roomy, relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Self-fabric shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep clean lines
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| LT | XLT | 2XLT | 3XLT | 4XLT | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 33.00 | 34.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 |
| Across shoulders, in | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 | 27.25 | 29.25 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Hanes 518T, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean